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More Girthy Manliness Than ANYONE Can Handle - CHO ANIKI ZERO
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Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:32:15
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I'm not sure I can sum up the game better than the press release so here's what's coming. Hold onto your speedos kids.

Cho Aniki Zero brings manliness back to the old-school shoot-em-up genre and, warps it to another dimension of sights and sounds. In Cho Aniki Zero, players will be introduced to brand-new characters and newly heightened experiences of rhythmic action, intertwined with the famous BGM of Kouji Hayama. Battle through five man-rageous levels of brotherly love and muscle-on-muscle madness!

“Cho Aniki Zero is a real trip,” said Frank “Bo” deWindt II, Associate Producer, Aksys Games. “It’s wacky, hilarious, and just plain fun. Be it the crazy characters, the challenging gameplay

, or even the out-of-this-world enemies, you’ll find yourself chugging down protein shakes between levels before you know it!”

Key Features of Cho Aniki Zero include:

* MUSCLE REIGNS SUPREME – Choose between Idaten and Benten, then select your “Option” (sidekick) such as Samson, Adon, or Micha & El. Defeat Emperor Balzac before he claims the universe’s protein for himself!

* MEN’S BEEEEEEEAM! – Too much man-action on the screen? Collect enough Man Protein to unleash the devastating attack of the Men’s Beam!

* IT’S RAINING MEN! – Blaze through five man-mazing levels of love, and bear witness to the birth and rebirth of some of the greatest bromances of all time!

* CHOOSE WISELY… Cho Aniki Zero offers multiple paths that leads to various endings for our muscle-bound heroes!


Even more muscley manly images will grace this thread as we get closer to it's July release date.

Edited: Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:40:19
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Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:37:06
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They're bringing back Cho Aniki? LOL
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Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:42:34
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Oh my god... i'm going to have some nightmares oO
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Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:19:59
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Yodariquo said:
They're bringing back Cho Aniki? LOL

 if this is the PSP game, it's been out for ages

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Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:23:26
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Gather Manly Protein!

Yes!

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Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:24:24
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Emperor Ballsack...?

...?

...Steel?

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Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:34:53
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bugsonglass said:

Yodariquo said:
They're bringing back Cho Aniki? LOL

if this is the PSP game, it's been out for ages

It's been out in Japan for about a year, but it's making its way to NA this spring/summer. In fact I think it's the first one to ever come to NA. . . which is probably a good thing.

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I think Thomas the Tank engine wants to sue these guys.

Its manly I'll give you that, but not a patch on muscle march. Nyaa

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Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:20:51
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I have two sacks full of Man-Protein, right here!

*grabs crotch*

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Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:28:06

gamingeek said:


I think Thomas the Tank engine wants to sue these guys.

Its manly I'll give you that, but not a patch on muscle march. Nyaa

Yes but this is longer and harder than Muscle March.

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Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:00:05

robio said:

gamingeek said:


I think Thomas the Tank engine wants to sue these guys.

Its manly I'll give you that, but not a patch on muscle march. Nyaa

Yes but this is longer and harder than Muscle March.

But not as buff. Do they run through walls chasing protein powder?

SteelAttack said:
I have two sacks full of Man-Protein, right here!

*grabs crotch*

Those are for the chickens. Aspro needs them back now.

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Fri, 05 Mar 2010 02:24:38

LOL
I miss RatherGood's original Thomas the Wank engine that started the trend. It was pretty much the only good one as well.

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aspro said:

Most people don't like San Andreas because they are closet racists.  They'll say things like, "I just didn't like CJ" or "I didn't like the gang setting".


Iga_Bobovic said:

He shoots and he scores. You are like a verbal and very hairy Messi.

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