I...I had no choice!
Wait what are we talking about again? (scratches balls whilst eating a muffin)
THIS!!
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Thank God! The bastards deserve it.
"If I was an optimistic doctor, I would say there was hope."
aspro said:
Most people don't like San Andreas because they are closet racists. They'll say things like, "I just didn't like CJ" or "I didn't like the gang setting".
Iga_Bobovic said:He shoots and he scores. You are like a verbal and very hairy Messi.
Gah! Where did you come from?
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I was in the toilet! Been there since last night. *nervous stare*
But it's true, they deserve it.
[The door opens. It's Steel, wearing a black leather jacket and jeans.}
Steel: Heeey!! What stinks in here?
(Grabs crotch, then smells his hand.)
(Canned applause)
DVADER
Wesker is truly dead because of you!
Steel:
Wesker who owns the bagel shop down the block? No, I love that place. Now where am I gonna go to get my bagels?
[Steel leaves the coffeehouse.]
Doesn't he knwo that teh coffee shop sells beer? This isn't Velacruz; no need to head back to the fridge.
"If I was an optimistic doctor, I would say there was hope."
aspro said:
Most people don't like San Andreas because they are closet racists. They'll say things like, "I just didn't like CJ" or "I didn't like the gang setting".
Iga_Bobovic said:He shoots and he scores. You are like a verbal and very hairy Messi.
DVADER
Forget about Capcom. What about Maria? Last night we were talking and I just felt so close to her. I reached out and...
DVADER
And that's when it happened. Fedor just looked at me and suddenly I was out of control! I flailed my fists like a girl and my fist struck.
Vader
My fist opened a cut in Fedor's paper skin and I saw.....
DEATH staring at me.
VADER
And suddenly, my cock was rock hard.
[JACK BAUER APPEARS FROM AROUND THE CORNER, LOOKS AT VADERS CROTCH]
JACK
Put the weapon down!
DVADER
I stood there, frozen. Bauer started shooting and the bullets kept bouncing off Fedor's chest. And all the time my cock stayed ROCK hard.
And after measuring it I knew that we could accept no less than Steel.
"If I was an optimistic doctor, I would say there was hope."
aspro said:
Most people don't like San Andreas because they are closet racists. They'll say things like, "I just didn't like CJ" or "I didn't like the gang setting".
Iga_Bobovic said:He shoots and he scores. You are like a verbal and very hairy Messi.
Here's the concept, we write a sitcom one line at a time, we are all characters in the show.
Each line must be written by a different person so no two consecutive posts are written by the same person.
I will start.
[INT. COFFEE SHOP - DVADER ENTERS]
[FACING HIS FRIEND]
DVADER
Why did you do that?!